Today I've been having a great adventure with my new groupie friends, The Laxitives.

Oh, crap, you didn't know?

In preparation for my surgery tomorrow, I found out yesterday whilst at my pre-op appointment, that today would be spent in the throne room, worshiping the likes of Ms. T.P. and the twins, Mr. Dulcolax and Mr. Sodium Phosphate.

We're having fun up in here! Ohboyohboyohboyyyyyyyy.

I've survived the first half of the day (round one of laxatives) and I just started round two. I bet you wanted to know that, huh?

At least the bathroom has an outlet (for my laptop) in case I get really desperate to blog.

DearGodPleaseForgiveMeForWritingThisDiscustingBlogEntryThatI'mSure NooneReallyWantedToReadAndForgiveMeForFrighteningTheNewReadersAway.